“人只有通过邪恶违法的手段才能获得权力”——尼科洛·马基雅弗利
我最亲爱的教友
My dearest parish,
初学者和独行者们…
first-timers, and fellow mavericks ...
你们知道吗 自从我能拿起相机以来
did you know, ever since I could hold a camera,
我就想成为一名电影制作人
I wanted to be a filmmaker?
指导惊魂
我至今做过的最大胆的事
Before today, the bravest thing I ever did
奥克兰自由电影节制片人见面 限受邀者
就是偷溜进电影院看电影
was sneak into the movies.
有一次我带了家人去
One time I brought my family.
我告诉他们我付过钱了
Told them I already paid.
我把他们带到了我新发现的
I led them to the back door pearly gates
圣地的后门
of my new house of worship.
结果被现场抓包了
And was caught.
那种羞耻感让我无法忍受
The shame was unbearable.
但有时候 你是真没钱
And, well, sometimes you just don't have the money.
这让我想起了我的新电影导师
This reminds me of a revelation
他教会了我一个道理
my new film mentor taught me:
“你的艺术眼光会证明”
how your artistic vision justifies
“你所有的牺牲和可能的后果都是值得的”
any supposed consequences and sacrifices.
伟大的电影导演沃纳·赫尔佐格总结道
It's summed up by that great film director, Werner Herzog:
“如果你需要呼吸空气而你又被锁在房间里”
"If you need air to breathe, and you are locked in a room,
“你必须用凿子和锤子来打破一堵墙”
"you have to take a chisel and hammer and break down a wall.
“这是你的绝对权利”
"It is your absolute right."
挣扎也是我绝对的权利
And it's my absolute right to hustle.
我只是需要一个导师来指导我拍电影
I just needed a mentor, a guide, to help make my movie,
阅读我的剧本
read over my screenplay.
一个制片人就可以
A producer will do just fine.
我通常会这样开口…
I usually start with ...
詹姆斯•瓦格纳 对吧？
James Wagner, right?
“嗨我是一个有抱负的电影制作人”
"Hi, I'm an aspiring filmmaker.
“我给你办公室打过电话 但没人回复我”
I called your office, but no one's gotten back to me.
“只要能拍我的第一部电影 我愿意做任何事”
"I will do anything to make my first feature."
一艘生病的船要去哪里才能好起来?
Where does a sick boat go to get better?
码头啊
（码头的英语与医生同音）
The dock
码头嘛
Like, the dock?
就那个 码头 医生 都是一个词儿
Doc, dock, D-O-C, D-O-C-K.
妈妈说过会有人看不起我
Mama warned me against the abuse,
我会很痛苦 更不用说要面对的压力和背叛
the affliction, nevermind the burden and betrayal.
我告诉自己这是必要的过程
I told myself it was all part of the game.
我很乐意为你工作
I'd love to come work for you.
太好了
That's great.
我会联系你的
I'll be in touch.
我的蓝天消失了
And my blue skies vanished.
被一阵熟悉的风暴一卷而空
Brushed out by the strokes of a familiar storm.
我再一次在这个世界上一丝不挂
And again I'm naked in the world.
桃子小姐
Miss Peach
够了
Enough
我的妈呀
Holy Jesus
请把你的悲惨人生经历精简一下
Please streamline your sob story.
好的 先生
Yes, sir.
我只是刚刚发现…
I just got caught up in the fact that...
看在上帝的爱和一切神圣之物的份上
For the love of God and all that is holy,
你能不能直接讲述你是如何遇到你的偶像
please get to the part where you meet your idol
和你的新导师 克莱尔·亚当斯的
and newly found mentor, Claire Adams
别忘了那个重要的细节
Don't forget that one important detail.
什么?
Sir?
重要的细节?
One important detail?
你能相信吗?
Can you believe this?
乔治亚小姐问什么是那一个重要的细节
Miss Georgia asking about the one important detail.
现在我周围都是白痴
I'm surrounded by idiots, I tell you.
我妈妈总是说 如果要去一个重要的地方
My mama always said you need a guide
你就需要一个向导
to get anywhere of importance.
我的脑子整天都在嗡嗡响 思考着答案
My mind droned until the end of days
就像初夏的知了
for a solution, like them cicadas in early summer.
但天意让我偶然发现了
By providence, I chanced upon
我们世纪的下一位伟大女导演
the next great female director of our century.
上帝啊
Good God.
这一世纪?
Of your century?
是的 先生
Yes, sir.
女士 我很抱歉
Ma'am, I'm sorry.
没关系
No worries.
“没关系”
"No worries."
该死的加拿大人入侵了
Damn Canadians taking over.
别再追忆往事了
Enough with the reminiscing.
你要赎金吗?
You want ransom?
我没有钱
I have nothing.
我的家人?
My family?
也没有
Nothing.
清算之日即将到来
A reckoning's a-coming.
那句话不是澳大利亚人说的吗?
I think that, well, wasn't it the Australians that said that?
澳大利亚人 新西兰人 英国人
Australians, Kiwis, English,
都是崇拜女王的蠢货
stupid Queen worshipers all the same.
英联邦的下层民众
Commonwealth lowlifes.
女士 我很抱歉
Ma'am, I'm sorry.
没关系
No worries.
我的祈祷应验了
My prayers answered,
这是决定我一生的时刻
this was my life-defining moment.
我跑过去对她说
I ran to her and said:
我看到你的电影的时候
When I watch your films,
我就知道在这个世界上我并不孤单
I know I'm not alone in the world.
我想这应该是你的
I believe these are yours.
你是在哪里…
Where did you...
你不仅鼓舞了我
And you are an inspiration not just to me,
还鼓舞了所有女性电影人
but to all female filmmakers.
这对我来说意义重大
Well, that means a lot to me.
很高兴见到你
It was really nice to meet you.
对不起 我有一个重要的会议
I'm sorry, I have an important meeting.
亚当斯小姐
Miss Adams
我想制作我自己的电影
I want to make my own feature films.
我算是个编剧
I'm a screenwriter of sorts.
我只是…
I just ...
我需要一点帮助
I need a little help,
我需要有人读我的剧本并给我建议
someone to read my work and give advice.
我需要一个导师
I need a mentor.
不好意思 我现在正忙于前期制作和融资
Sorry, I'm in pre-production and busy with funding.
连约翰·福特都有一位导师
Even John Ford had a mentor.
他确实在三k党电影中扮演了三k党人
Well, he did play a Klansman in that KKK film.
但是一个种族主义的角色
Bah, a racist character doesn't translate
并不代表演员也是种族主义者
into a racist actor.
看到了吗 我就不知道这些事情
See, I don't know these things.
就今天一天可以吗?
Look, how about just today?
你的独立勇气奖是8点颁发 对吧?
Your Independent Courage Award is at 8:00, right?
从现在到那时为止也可以呀?
From now to then?
狗屎
Well, shit.
那叫独立勇敢奖
And it's the Independent Bravery Award.
亚当斯小姐 你能读一下我的剧本吗?
And Miss Adams, will you read my screenplay?
拜托了 亚当斯小姐
Please, Miss Adams.
经典台词：你能读一下我的剧本吗?
Classic: will you read my screenplay?
你是不是忘了什么事情?
Aren't you forgetting one eensy teensy bit?
是吗?
Yes?
拜托
Come on.
你玩的什么把戏?
What's your play?
一切都在有序进行
Everything's in order.
你担心赶不到那个8点的颁奖典礼吗?
Is that 8:00 p.m. deadline eating away at you?
看到了吗?
See?
就在这里 他说我写的东西很烂
Right here he says my writing is terrible,
说我没有创造戏剧冲突
that I have no conflict.
傻逼 他们都是傻逼
Idiots, the lot of them.
你能相信吗?
Can you believe it?
天啊 我讨厌审稿人
God, I hate script readers
如果可以的话我会把他们都杀光的
I would kill every last one of them if I could.
你有点发热
You're warm.
测一测你的酮水平
Check your ketone levels.
我很高兴我有个好导师
I'm glad I have a good guide.
不对
Not good.
是伟大
Great.
一个伟大的导师
Great guide.
我只是觉得我不应该在这里
I just don't think I should be here.
这是新常态
This is the new normal.
学习的唯一方法就是利用经验
The only way to learn is to leverage experience.
你以为你要读一本关于这个的书吗?
What, you thought you were you gonna read a book about this?
继续说啊 桃子女士
Keep it going, Mrs. Peaches
她非常乐于助人
She was very accommodating.
首先我们在图书馆里坐了下来
First, we hunkered down in the library
做了些正事
to get some real work done.
我们就直说吧
Let's get right to it.
你的剧本没有原创性 无聊而且没有新意
It's unoriginal, boring, and predictable.
格式平庸 对话老套
The formatting pathetic, dialogue cliche.
简直没救了
It's a mess.
你有喜欢的部分吗?
Did you like any of it?
我都是按书上教的来的啊
I followed all the books.
我的中间转折部分写得还不错吧?
I got a great gut punch in the middle, right?
嗯 那些书
Yeah, the books.
还有写作指南
The manuals.
这个世界上没有告诉你如何感动灵魂的指南
Just as there's no manual on how to touch the soul,
教你如何写剧本的书也没必要读
there's no book worth reading on how to write a screenplay.
我在11页写了一个煽动性事件…
I have the inciting incident on page 11...
我有很好的判断力
I've had the good sense
千万不要读剧本方面的书
never to read books on screenwriting.
那家伙在盯着我们看吗?
Is that guy staring at us?
不可以吗?
Never?
我们尊重故事
We revere stories.
在历史上没有任何一个时期的文化
At no other time in history has a culture devoted
会花这么多时间和财力…
this much time, this much money to ...
去创作戏剧
to generate drama.
我想是的
I guess so.
就像法国人会把鸭子钉在地上
Just like the French staple duck's feet to the floor,
并用管子强行喂食它们玉米一样
insert a tube and force feed corn down its gullet,
我们的父母也是这样把我们支在电视机前
parents prop us up in front of the TV
让我们一天到晚听别人讲故事
and choke us with narrative.
也许你应该继续读下去
Maybe you should just keep reading.
我的结尾会让达达主义者感到骄傲
I have an ending the Dadaists would be proud of.
这是一个反剧本
My script is an anti-script.
这是狗屎
It's shit.
没人跟你说
No one's telling you.
所以我来告诉你
So I'm telling you.
不是每个人都能成为小说家或电影人
Not everybody can't be a novelist, a filmmaker.
你需要一种激情 你体内要有一头野兽
You need a kind of ferocity, a beast inside of you
想要从你体内挣脱出来
that wants to, that needs to burst out of you.
你有这些东西吗?
Do you have that?
没有
No.
哦 有的
I mean yes.
在某个地方
Somewhere in there.
艺术家会尝试新的叙述手法
Artists experiment with narratives.
有时候有用 有时候没用
Sometimes it works, and sometimes is doesn't.
看看你的周围
Look around you.
图书馆会让寻求真理的艺术家沮丧
Libraries should depress the artist who seeks truth.
我有个主意
I've got an idea.
这是第二幕还是第三幕?
Is this the second or third act?
嘘
Shh
亚当斯小姐你能解释一下这三幕吗?
Miss Adams, can you explain the three acts?
我没看懂
I couldn't find them.
门外汉往往依赖于传统的三幕式结构
Dilettantes rely to the three act structure.
因为可以用来和外行人交谈
Sure, use it to converse with the layperson,
但是要孕育一个故事?
but to birth, to nurture a story?
点燃灵魂?
To ignite the soul?
我连角色曲线都没看到
I didn't notice a character arc.
角色曲线?
Character arcs?
那是懦夫以及弱者的的首选
The preferred utensils of cowards and those of weak constitution.
人是不会变的
People don't change, not really.
关键是你的观众
What's critical is our how your audience evolves
如何逐渐理解你的角色
to understand your characters.
那结局呢?
What about the endings?
我需要知道吗？
Do I need to know...
那些不开心 致郁的结局
Unhappy, morose endings,
发生了然后就结束了
ones that happen and then it's over.
你的英雄会以某种方式死去 不管是精神上的还是肉体上的
Your hero dies somehow, either internally or externally.
强迫你的角色去体验这些
Force your characters to experience this.
为了情感上的真实
For that emotional honesty.
这是我们生活中唯一的真理
This is the only truth in our lives.
那个小丑是谁?
Who's that buffoon?
你他妈的在干什么 混蛋?
Hey, what the fuck are you doing, asshole?
嘿 把她放下
Hey, put her down
这是怎么回事?
What is going on?
事情不是这样的
That is not how it happened
你不能虚
Win the mind game.
要大胆点
Win the mind game.
我不是干这行的料
I'm not cut out for this.
你是个男人
You the man
你是男人中的男人
You the man's man
自信点
You the.
预计30秒后抵达
ETA 30 seconds.
这是我们生活中唯一的真理
This is the only truth in our lives.
你必须像赫尔佐格一样
You have to be like Herzog.
是的
Yes.
赫尔佐格
Herzog.
这个小丑是谁?
Who's this buffoon?
是的先生 我知道
Yes, sir, I know.
是的 但她会成为另一个目击者
Yes, but she would have been another witness.
一个女的而已
Just some girl.
更多的赎金 更多的筹码
More ransom, more leverage.
这是双赢
It's a win-win.
你怎么才能变成赫尔佐格那样?
How do you be like Herzog?
滚开
Piss off
是啊 告诉我 亚当斯小姐
Yes, do tell, Miss Adams.
怎样才能像赫尔佐格那样呢?
How is one to be like Herzog?
回答老大的问题
Always answer the boss
对抗传统
To fight against the apparatus,
他们的陈词滥调 平庸的结构
the clichés, the structures.
做你自己 创新 抓住机会
Be yourself, be original, take chances.
做你自己吗?
Be yourself?
原创?
Original?
就像你的上一部电影一样吗?
Like your last film?
抱歉
So sorry.
我保证不会让他们伤害你
I promise I won't let them hurt you.
请保护我们
Please protect us.
你应该可以及时赶回去演讲
You'll probably be back in time for your speech.
8点钟对吧?
Eight o'clock, right?
亚当斯小姐 你说的“像赫尔佐格一样”是什么意思?
Miss Adams, what did you really mean by "be like Herzog"?
现在不想说
Not now.
拜托
Please.
教导会让我平静下来
Mentoring will calm me.
按自己的路子来
Go your own way.
忘掉三幕结构和所谓的情节吧
Forget the three acts and the real plot.
发现你的优势并利用它
Discover your vantage point and generate it.
是啊 但是我不懂怎么写剧本
Yeah, but I can't figure out the screenwriting.
我想我需要一个写作搭档
I think I need a writing partner.
是啊 一个写作搭档
Yes, a writing partner
你怎么说 亚当斯小姐?
Don't you agree, Miss Adams?
你还没告诉他呢
You still haven't told that one
这个没有公证人是没有任何意义的
This won't mean shit without a notary.
我告诉过你不要带这个
I told you not to bring it.
你的核心能力令我吃惊
Your core competency astounds me.
你会把手指砍下来的 白痴
You're gonna chop your fingers off, idiot
我滑倒了
I slipped.
这是我的护身符
And, it's my talisman.
它有魔力吗?
It has magic powers?
白痴
Idiot
你能相信她得了那个奖吗?
Can you believe she won that award?
听说她是个十足的婊子
She's supposed to be a total bitch.
一个来自地狱的电影导演
An auteur from hell.
他们不都是这样吗?
Aren't they all?
听说她用了赫尔佐格的手法
Heard she pulled a Herzog and exploited
还专门给了那些在玻利维亚的印第安人一个镜头
those Indians in Bolivia for a shot.
那是一个很好的镜头
It was a good shot.
是啊 她还真是厉害
Yeah, she's a total badass.
等不及今晚见到她了
Can't wait to meet her tonight.
你没事吧?
You okay?
是的 我很好
Yup, I'm fine.
只是…
It's just that...
有什么事吗?
What's up?
只是今天太糟糕了
Just a bad day.
我希望那些女孩谈论的是我
I wish those girls had been talking about me.
有人注意到我的工作吗?
Anybody to notice my work.
导演说我是毒药
He said, the director said I was poison.
我需要重生
I want a rebirth.
不是为了成为一个更好的人
Not to be a better person.
不 我很自私
No, I'm selfish.
我就想比那些蠢货牛逼
I want to kick more butt.
混蛋
Bastards
就算你们一直在跟踪我
Just because you've been tracking me
也不能说明你们是专业人士
doesn't make you professionals.
你觉得这样的团队是业余的吗?
Do you take such a crew for amateurs?
你的枪连子弹都没上
Your gun's not even loaded.
时间到了 乌鸦先生
Time's up, Mr. Raven.
我有点不舒服
I'm depressed.
感觉是得了流感
Feels kinda like the flu.
这是酮基流感
It's the keto-flu.
多喝点水
Up your hydration.
妈的 永远记得补水
Hell, upgrade hydration.
控制住你自己 这只是热身
Pace yourself, it's an athletic workout.
真正的压力即将开始
The real stress is about to begin.
太复杂了
It's so complex.
我搞不懂
Convoluted.
整个计划
The whole plan.
为了拿到那笔钱要不择手段
Do whatever it takes to get the money.
不 我是说 我不清楚是不是吃了太多的碳水化合物
No, I mean figuring out if I've had too many carbs.
重要的是你给你的身体
All that matters is the mission statement
下达什么样的命令
you give to the body.
你在干什么?
What are you doing?
协议上说…
The agreement was...
别担心
Don't worry.
空包弹
Blanks.
嘿 小心点
Hey, yo, careful.
还记得80年代的和萨姆吗?
Remember Hexum in the 80s?
他用空包弹玩俄罗斯轮盘赌
He played Russian roulette with blanks.
把自己玩没了
Did not end well.
抱歉 很快就会结束的
Sorry, it'll be over soon enough.
别让它们冲昏了你的头脑
Don't let them get to your heads.
他们只是在重复那些老套路
They're just playing out their clichés.
老套路?
Clichés?
你知道的 司机是穿着服装的疯子制作人
You know, the driver's the loco producer in the outfit.
典型的战士 父亲 骗子 萨满
The archetypal warrior father trickster shaman guy.
约瑟夫·坎贝尔
Joseph Campbell deep caca.
你知道他的作品 对吧?
You know his stuff, right?
你刚说的“制作人”是什么意思?
What do you mean, "producer"?
他们改变了最后期限吗?
They changed the deadline?
没有
No.
明天必须完成
Must be finished by tomorrow.
我们可以做到
We can do it.
他们不需要最终版本 只需要一点能看的东西
They don't need a final version, just something watchable.
不过有些东西不太对
Something's not in alignment, though.
结局有点莫名其妙
The ending's not earned somehow.
他错了
He's wrong.
他的笔记错了
His notes are wrong.
我告诉他在第二页
I told him the hero should save
英雄应该去救那只受伤的负鼠
an injured possum on page two.
观众会喜欢的
The audience would have loved it.
你出汗了
You're sweating.
很多汗
A lot.
鸽子先生在干什么?
What is Pigeon guy doing?
他在…
He's,
研究下一个项目
researching the next project.
做得不太好
Not doing a good job of it.
那你来干啊?
You can do better?
你说的“疯子制片人”是什么意思?
What do you mean by "crazy producer"?
你知道健身的好处是什么吗?
You know the great thing about fitness is?
控制饮食的好处？
About eating right?
为了最后的结果 可以不择手段
The end always justifies the means.
他…
Is he,
差不多了
Almost.
他已经节食快一个月了
He's been fasting for a month.
一定是你让他吃的那种高脂肪低碳水化合物的饮食的问题
It must be that high-fat, low-carb diet you have him on.
闭嘴 白痴
Shut the fuck up, idiot
他的心脏病发作了
He had one of those heart attack seizures
因为你逼他吃了那些黄油
from all the butter you force fed him.
鸽子
Pigeon
鸽子
Pigeon
不 不
No, no
亚当斯小姐 我们尊重他们一下
Miss Adams, let's just be respectful
我们应该会没事的
and we won't get hurt.
这些该死的外行不知道自己在做什么
Fucking dilettantes don't know what they're doing.
让我带他去急诊室
Let me take him to the ER.
不能去医院
No hospitals
带他去日瓦戈医生那里
Take him to Doctor Zhivago.
我想知道那个鸽子先生怎么了
I wonder what happened to that Pigeon guy.
他的嘴唇涨得通红
His lips were awfully red.
嘘
Shh
你在凝聚你的创造力吗?
You focusing your creative energies?
我的职业生涯取决于今晚的演讲
My career lives and dies by tonight's speech.
我的投资人都会到场
My investors will be there.
别这样说
Don't say that.
你才华横溢
You're brilliant.
我破产了
I'm broke.
负债累累
In debt.
我的电影不是主流
My films aren't mainstream.
为什么不拍一部主流电影呢?
Why not make a genre picture?
不可能
Never.
不要说不可能 亚当斯小姐
Can't never could, Miss Adams.
我绝不会拍主流电影
You will never catch me in a genre picture.
它们是灵魂的吸吮者
They are the soul-sucking,
工作室的赚钱工具
money-making vehicle of the studios.
我不是傀儡
I'm no stooge.
所以我到死都不会拍主流电影
So it's literally over my dead body.
我的英语老师会说“这是夸张”
My English teacher would say "metaphorically".
但我并不是在夸张 或是隐喻
I'm not talking metaphors, or allegories,
或者在预示什么
or even creating an adumbration.
预示?
Adumbration?
是一种修辞手法 预示 铺垫
Figures of speech, foreshadowing.
他…
Is he ..
他还活着吗?
Is he alive?
我们走吧
Let's go.
我讨厌日瓦戈医生
Hate Doctor Zhivago.
是你干的吗?
Did you do it?
他是自作自受
He did it to himself.
培根鸡蛋 培根杏仁松饼 培根奶昔
Bacon n' eggs, bacon almond flour muffins, bacon smoothies.
我敢打赌是老大干的
I bet it was Boss Man.
不
No.
不 是准备食物的那个荡妇
No, it was that slut from the caterer.
你杀了他是因为他绿了你
You murdered him because he cheated on you.
你杀了他因为他侮辱了你的作品
You killed him because he insulted your writing.
他不懂什么是真正的艺术
He doesn't know what real art is
是的 他撒谎了
And, yes, he lied.
他的确不忠 但这并不意味着我就是凶手
Yes, he was unfaithful, but that don't make me an assassin.
老板认为他是我们的弱点
Boss Man thought he was the weak link.
他永远不会说出去的
He never would have talked.
妈的 我不能尿尿
Shit, I can't pee
我们在做什么?
What are we doing?
在上面撒尿再把报纸叠起来
We pee on the newspaper before folding.
亚当斯小姐 我们为什么要这么做?
Miss Adams, why would we do such a thing?
还记得我在玻利维亚的电影吗?
Remember my movie in Bolivia?
《琼斯夫人的面具》
The Masks of Mrs. Jones.
就是囚犯们贩卖诅咒
The one where the prisoners sell curses
把爵士乐带给其他犯人的那部?
to bring jazz to the other inmates?
一位女性给我推荐了《海边的砖》
One woman told me about the Seaside Brick.
那是我最喜欢的电影
I wanted to say it was my favorite movie,
但那是自我意识
but was self-conscious.
你在制造武器
You're making a weapon.
在人们没有刀和枪之前就是这样的
Before they had easy access to knives and guns.
我现在没有尿了
Look, I'm dry.
除了我下体的红色警报 如果你明白我的意思的话
Except for code red down there, if you know what I mean.
给我
Hand it over.
给你什么?
Hand what over?
你的卫生棉条
Your tampon.
这是不对的
That's not right.
导演有梦想 导演会行动
Directors dream, directors do.
我们开锁 未经许可开枪 偷窃
We pick locks, shoot without permits, steal.
还自己制作武器?
And make your own weapons?
你不想当电影制片人吗?
Don't you want to be a filmmaker?
这是不公平的
It was unfair.
她说服了我
She had me.
我知道她是对的
I knew she was right.
这与那无关
This has nothing to do with that.
把你的卫生棉条给我不然我就把你按住
Hand over your fucking tampon or I'll hold you down
像开酒瓶一样把你的塞子卸了
and uncork you like a bottle of wine
转过去
Turn around.
好了
Ready.
什么?
What?
你还在用卫生巾?
You wear pads?
太棒了
Brilliant.
天呐
God.
好了 胶带
Alright, tape.
胶带在哪里?
Where's the tape?
嘘
Shh.
你杀了鸽子先生吗?
Did you kill Mr. Pigeon?
你记性不太好
You don't take notes very well.
不
No
你觉得我是谁?
What do you think I am?
一定是克莱尔干的
Claire must have done it.
她最讨厌实习生 还有审稿人
She hates interns just as much as script readers.
克莱尔不知道他是审稿人还是实习生
Claire doesn't know if he's a script reader or an intern.
动作专业点
Be a good move, professionally.
我讨厌读审稿人和他们愚蠢的笔记
I hate script readers and their silly notes.
我知道
I know.
我只是觉得现在还不是
I just don't think now is the time
开始消灭团队成员的时候
to be exterminating the team.
是鸸鹋先生干的
Mr. Emu did it.
他确实想得到这份工作
He actually wants the job.
鸽子先生还活着吗?
Mr. Pigeon alive?
也许是食物中毒
Maybe food poisoning.
吃橄榄油炒西兰花吃中毒了？
From eating broccoli sauteed in olive oil?
我只是猜测
I'm brainstorming.
听好了
Listen up.
根据合同 鸽子先生放弃了他在演职员表中的名字
Under the contract, Mr. Pigeon surrenders his credits.
把他的位置给了你
That allocates his credits to you
并授予你全权制作人的身份
and grants full producer status.
太棒了
Sweet
赎金该怎么花呢?
What's the best way to spend the ransom money?
让我们重新雇用那个讨厌的编辑
Let's rehire that badass editor.
色彩校正
Color correction.
声音设计
Sound design.
音频很重要
It's all about the audio.
这是一种视觉媒介
It's a visual medium.
应该把钱花在视觉效果上
Spend it on the visuals.
时间紧迫
There's a time crunch.
我们会换几个场景
We'll be switching around a few scenes.
否则所有钱都会会被用于后期和市场推广
Otherwise, everything goes to post audio and deliverables.
还有20小时来完成剪辑
20 hours to fix the edit
他妈的
Fuck it.
把他的笔记读给我听
Read me his notes.
添加倒叙序列
Add flashback sequences
让对话更加紧张
to bring tension to dialogue.
你听到了吗?
Did you hear that?
增加画外音 将电影延长到90分钟
Add voiceover to extend movie to 90 minutes.
添加滴答时钟来增加紧迫感
Add ticking clock to ramp up the stakes.
我他妈的就知道
Fucking knew it.
你不能这么做
You can't do it.
怎么做?
Do what?
一群制片人为了钱绑架了一个导演?
A group of producers kidnaps a director for money?
我连钱都没有 你们这群混蛋
I don't even have money, you fuck twads.
那你妈的3万呢?
What about mommy's 30,000?
什么?
What?
不
No.
你不准去找我妈
You leave her out of this.
你妈在资助你的电影?
Your mother finances your movies?
你不知道吗?
You didn't know?
她的电影根本不赚钱
Her films don't generate any money.
幸运的是 她妈妈住在奥克兰
Lucky for us, little mommy resides in Oakland.
我们已经在路上了
The wheels are already turning.
不错的尝试
Nice try.
滴答时钟?
A ticking clock?
闪回?
Flashbacks?
你听到了吗 妮拉?
Are you listening to this, Nilah?
你的角色承载着故事
Your characters carry the story.
嘿我有个好主意
Hey, I got a stellar idea.
不如你弄个该死的大钟
How about you acquire a huge fucking clock,
把它挂在背景上?
hang it up in the background?
我唾弃你们粗鄙和陈腐的想法
I spit on your boorish and hackneyed ideas.
你告诉她要像赫尔佐格一样
You told her to be like Herzog.
我们就是赫尔佐格
We are like Herzog.
我们是费兹卡拉多
We are Fitzcarraldo.
我们绑架人是为了拍电影
We are in the kidnapping business to make movies.
不惜一切代价完成你的电影
Finish your film at all cost.
杀几个印第安人 淹死几个灵长类动物
Hell, kill a few Indians, drown a few little tiny primates,
实在不行要挨子弹也就挨了
take a bullet if you have too.
找到你内心深处马基雅维利式的灵感
Find the Machiavelli inspiration deep inside you.
不要友善 要高产
Don't be nice, be productive.
不要高尚 要高端
Don't be noble, be impressive.
我认识你
I know you.
我会找到你是谁的
I'm going to find you out.
真的吗?
Really?
克莱尔 你觉得这个怎么样?
Well, Claire, what do you think about this?
你为什么有这个?
Why do you have that?
这是一个提醒
It's a reminder.
为了团队运作
For team play.
为了我们合作
For cooperation.
你没有拍电影的权利
You haven't earned the right to make films
你再也拍不了电影了
You will never make another movie
除了寄给你妈妈的
unless it's about you taking it up the ass
你在监狱被壮汉牢友摁着艹的监控录像
from your giant cellmate on security footage
你个鸟脸的混蛋
sent to your fucking mother, you bird-face motherfucker
你们制作人都是一个逼样
You producers are all the same
我要去拿我的独立勇气奖
I'm going to take my Independent Courage Award
然后把它塞进你那官僚主义爆表的后门
and personally shove it up your bureaucratic apparatus
是独立勇敢奖 亚当斯小姐
It's the Independent Bravery Award, Miss Adams.
实地考察
Field trip.
我可以和老板说两句吗?
May I approach the Boss Man?
打扰一下 老板先生
Excuse me, Mr. Boss Man.
你想不想雇个导演
Any chance you're looking to hire a director
或者找人帮忙剪辑呢?
or someone who can help with the edit?
这是绑架 不是面试
This is my kidnapping, not a job interview.
回来
Get back.
什么?
尼拉·威廉姆斯 我愿意付出一切代价来成为电影人
What?
天呐
Jesus.
我也可以跑腿
I can run errands too.
听着 把你的导师控制好
Look, keep your mentor in line.
等这一切都过去了 我会找一个熟人
When this all blows over, I'll send you
帮你安排一份工作的
a job through one of my contacts.
快点
Soon.
好的 好的
Sure, sure.
我需要钱
I need money.
来拍我的电影
For my movie.
你干嘛了?
What was that about?
她想上厕所
She asked to use.
我们可以很容易地逃走
We can escape easy.
但首先我得弄清楚这些制作人是谁
First I gotta figure out out who these producers are.
不行
No.
如果我们看不到他们的脸 我们就能活下来
If we don't see their faces, we'll live.
这是原则问题
It's a matter of principle.
等到那个时候 坐着别动
When it happens, just sit tight.
不 不行
No, no way.
我拒绝
I refuse.
你别无选择
You have no choice.
否则我们就让她来陪你
Otherwise, she joins the party.
一个小老太太是不会理解的
A little old lady won't understand.
你会让她心脏病发作的
You'll give her a heart attack.
克莱尔 你的出现让人想起对逝去爱情的渴望
Claire, thy appearance bethinks a longing of lost love.
我是多么痛苦啊
How I do suffer so.
看起来不错 不是吗?
Does look good, doesn't it?
想都别想
Don't even think about it.
一个快乐的巧合
A joyous coincidence.
她小时候和小学生和贝什鲁人一起
For doth the previous troupe content themselves
办过一个戏班子
with the prat of schoolchildren and beshrews
我用猪肉和啤酒款待他们
my feast of boar and pots of ale.
拜托 妈妈
Ma, please.
别说了
Enough.
你害怕我出现在你面前吗?
Are doth afeard of my presence?
让我们言归正传
Let's get to the point.
我希望…
I was hoping...
我注意到我的居所变得卑微又没有价值
I notice a base and unworthy lot becomes my humble abode.
为什么吃一顿饭要戴上假面伪装自己?
Why doth the brave masquerade about and such?
他们是专业演员
They're method actors.
我们明天开始拍摄
We start shooting on the morrow.
明天
Tomorrow.
事实上我们是来寻求投资的
In fact, we're here to ask for an investment
为了完成一部电影
to help finish the film.
请吃
Eat.
吞咽
Devour.
对不起 女士
Sorry, ma'am.
我们团队的信条是“旧石器时代的生活方式和酮病的力量”
The team's credo is paleo for life and strength in ketosis.
亵渎
Blasphemy.
你竟敢责备我的行为 破坏我的慷慨?
Do you dare chide my being to undone my generosity?
够了
Enough.
别这样
Stop.
说话正常点
Talk normal.
关于这个投资
About that investment.
我很抱歉 但你去年答应给我的3万美元
I'm sorry to be asking this, but can I have
还可以给我吗?
the 30,000 you promised me last year?
你还在家里放现金?
You still keep cash in the house?
我不会把我的3万交给信托骗子
I am not going to entrust suited crooks with my 30,000.
钱在这里吗?
You have the money here?
一定在箱子里 杰弗
Must be in the suitcase, jefe.
我有没有和克莱尔说
Did I mention Claire that I divided
我把这些钱分给你的兄弟了?
the 30,000 among your brothers?
你的电影风险太高了 是一项糟糕的投资
Your films are too heady, a terrible investment.
什么?
What?
钱在箱子里吗?
Is the money in the suitcase?
当然在
Of course it is.
你在自相矛盾
You contradict yourself
她所知道的一切都是我教给她的
I taught her everything she knows
关于表演 关于叙事
about acting, about narrative.
这就是我的回报吗?
Is this how I'm rewarded?
酮病是什么?
What is ketosis?
一种史前饮食吗?
A paleo diet?
零谷物 低碳水化合物 大量脂肪
No grains, low carbohydrates, lots of fats.
什么?
What?
你的身体燃烧脂肪作为燃料
Your body burns fat for fuel.
这是你的饮食方法还是你在吸毒?
Is this part of your method or are you on drugs?
谷物是文明的精华
Grains are the essence of civilization.
谷物是不健康的
Grains are unhealthy.
没有粮食就不能养活人民
You can't feed the people without grains,
你这资产阶级的女人
you bourgeois cunt.
别叫我资产阶级
Don't call me bourgeoisi
你妈妈太棒了
Your mother is brilliant.
我草 你别来这套
Fuck me, not you too.
叫她起来
Tell her to get up.
让她停下
Make her stop.
那箱子怎么样了 鹰夫人?
Where we at with that suitcase, Mrs. Hawk?
它卡住了
It's jammed.
我打不开
I couldn't get it.
别担心
Don't worry.
我肯定钱在里面
I'm sure the money's in there.
如果你妈妈答应过的话
If your mother promised it and all.
嘿没有人受伤 这很了不起
Hey no one really got hurt, so that's something.
她两年前拍的那部电影
What was the name of that film
叫什么名字?
she did two years ago?
《琼斯夫人的面具》
The Masked Mrs. Jones.
是的 《琼斯夫人的面具》
Yes, Mrs. Jone's Masks.
白白浪费我500分钟
500 minutes I will never get back.
你还记得你拍的时候说的话吗?
Do you remember what you said when you made it?
关于自由和障碍?
About freedom and obstacles?
理论上来说讲所有时间…
Technically nobody ever gets back...
“永远摧毁你内心的一切”
"Always destroy what is within."
那你就自由了
Then you'll be free.
当生活给你芒果
Hell, when life gives you mangoes,
-就做点芒果奶昔 -你看过吗?
- make mango-naid. - You've seen it?
从头到尾看完了
Finished it.
就像我的第一次马拉松
Like my first marathon.
嘿猫头鹰先生你别烦她
Hey, Mr. Owl, you leave her alone.
那是一件勇敢的艺术作品
That stands alone as a brave piece of art representing
表现了后现代女性困境的流动性
the fluidity of the plight of the postmodern woman.
尼拉小姐 你的导师真实什么都不知道 是吗?
Miss Nilah, your mentor has no idea, does she?
不知道
No idea.
她不知道
She got no idea.
喂?
Hello?
是老大
It's El Boss Man.
首席
The chief.
第一制片人
The head producer.
福伯定先生
Mr. Foreboding.
是的 先生
Yes, sir.
我明白了
I understand.
他说的是后期制作
He's talking about post-production.
那就是你完成主体…
That's when you finish principle...
天啊 我们知道什么是后期制作
Jesus fucking Christ, we know what post-production is
对不起 对不起
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
你是对的
You're right.
我明白了 视觉媒介
I understand, visual medium,
但是音频是有问题的
but the audio is problematic.
不
No.
很好
Fine.
我马上就去做
I'll get right on it.
视觉媒体没有任何意义
Visual medium doesn't fucking mean anything
我早说过
Told you
你不听
Wouldn't listen.
天呐 我的手指
God, my fingers
她的手指
Her fingers
降级
Demoted.
联合制片人
Associate Producer.
也许吧
Maybe.
无意冒犯……
Not to be disrespectful...
但是
But.
但是你应该对鸟人好一点
But you should treat the bird people better.
我不想让他们把罪名加在我们头上
I don't want them to put the rape on us.
钱呢?
What about the money?
我妈妈把它给了我的兄弟们
My mom gave it to my brothers.
如果你搞错了呢?
What if you're wrong?
我们别瞎折腾了 看这事怎么发展吧
Let's settle in and let it work itself out.
忘掉你的礼节
Forget the politeness.
别再老是说什么“好的 亚当斯小姐”
Stop with the "Yes, Miss Adams."
想想你自己 不 塑造你自己
Think of yourself, no, sculpt yourself
变成近乎傲慢的大胆
into boldness verging on arrogance.
那个鸵鸟人可以保护我们
Hey, that ostrich man can protect us
忘掉…
Forget ...
忘掉那个鸸鹋
Forget the Emu
他们是新手
They're novices.
听我说
Listen to my words.
我需要你把内心的婊子释放出来
I need your inner bitch to come out
他妈的中大奖了
Motherfucking jackpot
我做不到
I can't.
我又觉得恶心了
I'm feeling sick again.
你可以的
You got this.
我告诉你 多吃点脂肪就行了
I'm telling you, just consume more fat.
这是液体的协同作用
It's liquid synergy.
你的身体需要酮
Your body wants ketosis.
我一文不值
I'm worthless.
酮症是什么来着?
What's ketosis again?
葡萄糖储存厂先生 闭嘴
Mr. Glucose Storage Factory, shut the fuck up.
至少告诉我备用计划是什么
At least tell me what Plan B is.
去他妈的备用计划
Fuck Plan B.
鸽子先生怎么了?
What happened to Mr. Pigeon?
你伤害他了吗?
Did you hurt him?
就为了当上审稿人?
Just to be script reader?
你在想什么?
What are you thinking?
不准摘掉
Keep it on.
别暴露身份
Stay in character.
到处都是摄像头
There's cameras everywhere.
我觉得有点头晕
I feel a tad woozy.
你能给我找份工作吗?
Think you can get me a job?
我工作很努力
I'm a hard worker.
我不认为那些制片人
I don't think those producers
在我残废后还会雇佣我
will hire me anymore after the maiming.
等我们离开这里 逃离这些疯子之后我会的
When we get out of here, escape the madness,
相信我 电影业的主要问题
trust me, the movie business' main problem
就是它太商业了
is that it's about business.
加利福尼亚驾照 猫头鹰先生
我艹 搞什么?
Fuck me, what the fuck?
不不不 亚当斯小姐
No, no no, Miss Adams.
我吃了太多的面包
I ate too much bread.
要拉了
Miss...
没事 我们出去的时候我背你
It's okay, when we get outside I'll carry you.
没事 我现在感觉好多了
It's all right, I feel better now.
那些该死的明星……
Those damn star...
妈的
Fuck.
他怎么样?
How's he doing?
他好像是中毒了
It appears he was poisoned.
好吧 女同们和老爷们
Okay, lesbians and gaffers,
你一直等待的时刻到了
the time you've been waiting for has arrived.
我向你们展示的是光荣的 原原本本的
I present to you in glorious, non-anamorphic
4:3比例的《面具夫人的琼斯》
four-by-three, Mrs. Jones Masks
是《琼斯夫人的面具》
The Masks of Mrs. Jones.
你拍得出来吗?
Can you make it?
500多分钟的时长
500 more minutes.
这样没有发行的电影是如何获得资金的?
How does a film like this get financed without distribution?
没错 你妈帮了忙
That's right, little mommy helps.
是的先生
Yes, sir.
母亲正在向兄弟们收钱
The mother is collecting the money from the brothers.
是的 她已经知道了这个情况
Yes, she knows about the sensitive situation.
一小时之内钱就会到位
The money will be here within the hour.
先生?
Sir?
是的 我已经给他们打过电话了
Yes, I already called them.
我知道 色彩校正 视觉媒介
I know, color correction, a visual medium.
什么?
What?
你确定吗?
Are you sure?
等等 你要我对她做什么?
Wait, you want me to do what to her?
我的天
My boo boo.
这是谁干的?
Who did this to you?
下一个是谁?
Who's next?
那个不会飞的混蛋干的
That flightless bastard did it.
他告诉你了 对吧?
He told you, right?
这是一个谎言
It's a lie.
他想要你
He wants you.
他为了接近你而给我下了毒
He poisoned me to get to you.
什么?
What?
我从来没有出轨过
I never cheated on you.
从来没有
Never.
我可能和她调情了
I may have flirted with her.
但仅此而已
But that's it.
混蛋
Bastard
我的混蛋
My bastard.
听着
Listen.
我们还有时间在剪辑中修改这部电影
We still have time to fix this film in the edit.
什么 怎么做?
How, like how?
就像做爱一样
Well it's like sex.
来点前戏 插进去 弄出点声音
A little foreplay, stick it in there, and make some noise.
然后你不断升级升级直到……
Then you escalate, escalate, escalate until...
直到?
Until?
直到?
Until?
直到结局 高潮
Until the ending, the climax.
切到演职员表
Cut to credits.
一切都是为了结局
It's all about the ending.
是老大干的
Boss Man did this.
他认为我很软弱
He thinks I'm weak.
你不软弱
You're not weak.
你很乐于助人
You're accommodating.
乌鸦先生讨厌你的笔记
Mr. Raven hated your notes.
我只是建议他多写点冲突 加点暴力
I only suggested more conflict, more violence
也不用为这个杀了我吧
That's no reason to kill me
你对鸽子先生做了什么?
What did you do to Mr. Pigeon?
先是尤尼 现在是实习生
First Yonnie, now the intern
跟我说说尤尼
Tell me about Yonnie.
告诉我
Tell me.
快说 否则她会失去一只耳朵
Tell me now, or she loses an ear.
不
No.
不不不
No, no, no, no.
亚当斯小姐?
Miss Adams?
克莱尔
Claire.
你想知道尤尼什么事?
Tell you what about Yonnie?
告诉你什么?
Tell you what?
我什么都告诉你
I'll tell you anything.
我靠 亚当斯小姐
Crap, Miss Adams
你是如何偷了他的剧本
About how you stole his script.
你的作品都不是原创的
About how none of your work is original.
你他妈的干了什么?
What the fuck did you do?
我艹
Shit.
亲爱的教友
My dear congregation ...
你是否曾跌入低谷 迷失一切
have you ever hit a low, had the bottom out,
好像被抛到海里?
been unmoored and cast out to sea?
该怎么做?
What to do?
你必须摧毁你内心的一切
You have to destroy what's inside you.
你必须拥抱疯狂
You must embrace the crazy.
拥抱疯狂
Embrace the crazy.
你必须挖掘得更深 变得更黑暗
You have to dig deeper, get inside darker.
活在当下
Be in the here and now.
成为当下
Be the now.
我要通过奋斗追随梦想
I have to follow dreams to the end, through the struggles.
我们呼吸的空气中有一种野性
There is a wildness in the air that we breathe.
经历了这一切
Through all of it.
才能得到里面的东西
To get the stuff that's inside.
我就是这野性
I am this wildness,
我必须是野性
I must be the wildness.
野性
Be the wildness.
天啊这太可怕了
Good god, this is appalling.
你离她远点
You leave her alone.
克莱尔是个艺术家
Claire is an artist.
一匹傲慢的孤狼
A brilliant, lone wolf on the festival circuit
她身上散发着勇气……
who emits courage through her ...
勇敢
Bravery.
她通过有史以来最伟大的艺术媒介
Who emits bravery through the greatest frickin'
散发出她的勇气 就是这该死的电影
artistic medium of all time, the goddamn moving picture.
坐下来
Sit down.
你会没事的
You'll be alright.
一个人怎样才能解放自己的思想呢?
How can one unshackle their minds, themselves?
是什么阻止他们获得纯洁和自由?
What holds them back from attaining the purity, the freedom?
小尼拉 来自乔治亚州的可怜姑娘
Little Nilah, poor girl from Georgia.
你是怎么走到这一步的?
How did you ever get so far?
冷静下来
Calm down.
再来一节课怎么样?
How about another lesson?
你要告诉她你的小秘密吗?
You gonna tell her your eensy-teensy secret?
是的 这很不容易
Yeah, not cool.
成名很难
It's hard being famous.
猫头鹰先生 我不知道你是什么意思
I have no idea, strange Owl man, what it is you mean.
在乔治亚州我们会说你比湿漉漉的豹子还刻薄
In Georgia, we'd say you're meaner than a wet panther,
但是鸟和猫科动物的类比还是有点奇怪
but the bird-cat analogy confusion would get in the way.
猛禽的视力非常好
Birds of prey have excellent eyesight.
黑色的车 黑色的SUV 黑色的骗子
The black car, the black SUV, the con.
尼拉 我错了
Nilah, I'm was wrong.
他很危险
He's dangerous.
克莱尔·亚当斯小姐 独立女性主义电影
Miss Claire Adams, the great white hope
冉冉升起的希望
of independent feminist cinema.
她必须救你的命才能引起你的注意
She had to save your life, just to get your attention.
不 等等
No, wait.
那不是真的 亚当斯小姐
That's not true, Miss Adams.
呵呵
Booyah.
每件事的发生都有原因
Everything happens for a reason.
你同意吗?
Don't you agree?
每个人在生活中都有需要把握的时刻
Everybody has moments in life, to take, to seize.
我妈妈会说“升华自我”
"Grandiose yourself," my mama would say.
女士 我很抱歉
Ma'am, I'm sorry.
没事的
No worries.
当我看到你的电影时
When I watch your films,
我知道在这个世界上并不孤单
I know I'm not alone in the world.
我想这是你的
I believe these are yours.
你不仅激励了我
You are an inspiration not only to me
还激励了所有女性电影人
but to all female filmmakers.
这对我来说意义重大
That means a lot to me.
很高兴见到你
It was really nice to meet you.
对不起 我有一个重要的会议
I'm sorry, I have an important meeting.
亚当斯小姐
Miss Adams
你可能会撞死她的
You could have killed her, you know.
不是这样的
That's not true.
对吧?
Right?
她请不起导师
She could't afford a mentor.
她是个无人问津的电影制作人和糟糕的编剧
She's a filmmaker adrift and a terrible screenwriter.
除了雄心和勇气没有别的可以利用的
Nothing to leverage but ambition and grit.
你想撞死我
You could have killed me.
我真该离你远远的
I should have left you
我差点就死了
I could have died
你……
You ...
婊子
Bitch
婊子?
Bitch?
没人敢这么叫我
Nobody calls me that.
你太自大了 你会在暴风雨中淹死的
You're so stuck up, you'd drown in a rainstorm.
你撑不到日出的
The sun don't come up to hear you crow.
好多名台词
More sayings.
我给了你目标 我救了你的命
I gave you purpose, I gave you life.
婊子
Bitch.
你个疯婆子
You psychotic bitch.
什么 什么?
What, what?
我听不见你
I can't hear you.
我的耳朵被割掉了
My ear is cut off
拜托 最多是一小部分软骨
Come on, a small portion of the cartilage at best.
真了不起
It's admirable.
在这个行业导师就是一切
A mentor is everything in this industry.
这是必须的
It was a necessity.
真他妈直接
Damn straight.
就像克莱尔和你说过的赫尔佐格
It's like what Claire taught you about Herzog:
“如果你需要呼吸空气 那是你的绝对权利”
"If you need air to breath, it is your absolute right."
完全正确
Exactly.
真正必要的东西
A true necessity.
这位特权小姐是无法理解的
Something Miss Privileged here can't understand.
我觉得我们好像割错耳朵了
I think the wrong filmmaker got their ear cut off.
乌鸦先生?
Mr. Raven?
别纠结了
Just shake it off.
她连你一半的水平都没有
She's not half the producer you are.
别忘了这也是你的电影
Lest we forget, this is your film too.
色彩校正?
Color correction?
去他妈的色彩校正
Fuck color correction.
记住 只有我
Remember, it's just me.
假老板是你的主意
It was your idea to have fake bosses.
神秘的老板很有用
Mystery bosses are good.
你还好吗?
Are you okay?
我喜欢假老板
I like fake bosses.
是啊
Fuck yeah
就好像我不知道是谁在幕后操纵
It's like, I don't know who's pulling the strings,
但我他妈的想知道
but I fucking want to know.
这也太…
It's it's so ...
阴险?
Ominous?
是的
Yeah.
起来
Get up.
我很抱歉
I'm sorry.
你可以拿回你在演职员表上的名字
You can still get your credits back.
她在看
She's staring.
她听不见 对吧?
She can't hear, right?
当然
Of course not.
她又不会读唇语
Not like she can read lips.
她没有超能力
She doesn't have super powers.
她不是为她的电影做对白转录吗?
Doesn't she do dialogue transcribing for her movies?
不可能
No way.
我在货车里的时候没注意到她
I couldn't see her coming in the van.
我什么也看不见
I can't see anything.
我就像带着白色帽子的约翰·福特
I'm like John Ford with a white hood.
我得把它举起来
I gotta lift it up.
不要侮辱福特
Don't insult Ford.
好吗?
Okay?
我也球都看不到
I can't see caca either.
她吓死我了
She's freaking me out.
他被下了毒
He was poisoned.
你得像个暴君一样才能得到你想要的
You have you be a tyrant to get what you want.
除了最终的产品其他都不重要
Nothing matters but the final product.
谢谢
Thanks.
真的
I mean it.
我需要你讲给我听
I just needed to hear it.
你是一位伟大的导师
You're a great mentor.
不过我也同意鸸鹋先生的看法
I will give Mr. Emu this much, though.
他是对的
He was right.
我们应该把这个加进去
We should have incorporated this.
找任何可疑的东西
Find anything suspicious.
毒药 药片
Poisons, pills.
鹰夫人打电话来了
Mrs. Hawk called.
她说她认为那个实习生被下了毒
She said she thinks the intern was poisoned.
乌鸦先生给他下了毒?
Mr. Raven poisoned him?
为了独占一页演职员表?
For full screen credits?
这是革命性的
It's transformative.
这是美
It's beauty.
是生命
It's life.
我的刀在哪里?
Where's my sword?
一个人该如何跨越
How does one straddle the fence
疯狂和真理的藩篱?
of insanity and truth?
那个自命不凡的导演在哪儿?
Where's the pretentious director?
好吧乌鸦先生 谁是凶手?
Okay, Mr. Raven, who's the assassin?
我们的笨蛋泄漏了鸽子先生对她不忠的事
Our nitwit blabbed about Mr. Pigeon cheating on her.
就差一点
So close.
你认为是鸸鹋先生干的?
You think Mr. Emu did it?
放球
Set it up.
他确实一直想成为一个剧本审校
He did always want to be a script reader.
一个剧本修改者
A script doctor.
他太笨了
He's too dumb to be.
笨到策划不了一场谋杀
Or to have planned a murder.
混蛋
Motherfucker.
混蛋
Motherfucker.
我为这一切感到抱歉
I'm sorry about all this.
我现在什么都不确定了
I'm not sure about anything anymore.
埃尔·赫菲吓到我了
El Jefe is scaring me.
那个猫头鹰吗?
The Owl guy?
还有谁?
Who else?
除了自来水我什么都不敢喝
I'm afraid to drink anything but tap water.
他的老板是谁?
His boss?
没有老板
There's no boss.
没人打电话给他
Nobody's on the phone.
那是一个噱头
It's a gimmick.
什么?
What?
我想是老板杀了那个审稿人
I think the Boss Man killed the script reader.
毒害了他
Poisoned him.
他觉得那人会走漏风声
He thinks he's gonna squeal.
救救我们
Help us.
拜托
Please.
好的
Yeah.
好吧
Okay.
8点15分有人来接我们
Pick up's at 8:15.
看在上帝的份上 把剑留下
And for fuck's sake, leave the sword.
我最好别拿着这个去干傻事
It's better I don't hold this and do something foolish.
去找录像带
Go find the tape.
克莱尔·亚当斯
Claire Adams.
请告诉你的学生尼拉 尤尼的故事
Please tell your student, Nilah, about Yonnie.
我们不要再重复了
Let's not have a repeat.
什么事?
What about?
关于你今晚获奖的事
About your award tonight.
独立勇气奖
The Independent Courage Award.
勇敢
Bravery.
勇敢勇气礼貌大胆 有什么区别?
Bravery, courage, courtesy, boldness, who cares?
为什么你的获奖影片是德语的?
Why is your award-winning film in German?
狗屎
Shit.
因为德语反映了我的主题美学
German reflects the aesthetic of my theme,
反英雄的起源故事
the belonging of the anti-hero's origin story.
注意最后一个场景
Notice the last scene,
眼睛如何在场景中移动
how the eyes move across the mise-en-scene
那受到了德国表现主义的影响
as influenced by German Expressionism.
恶心
It's disgusting.
如果是我 我会雇你当导演
In another life, I would have hired you as a director.
比你上次解雇的那个人好多了
Better than the last hombre you fired.
别说了
Stop.
是真的 他除了抱怨什么也没做
It's true, he did nothing but complain.
足够了
Enough.
天啊 制片人先生
Holy crap, Mr. Producer.
你他妈的解雇了你的导演 还失去了所有的资金
You fucking fired your director and lost all your funding.
真是天才
Brilliant.
你是这场混乱里的反派
You're the antagonist of this mess.
他把我的电影搞砸了
He was messing up my film
他不会指导演员
He lost control of the actors
一切都是…
Everything was ...
临时起意
improvised
他拒绝做报道
He refused to do coverage.
他也不听
He wouldn't listen.
制作人没有远见
A producer has no vision.
他不会用隐喻 不会触及灵魂深处
He can't invoke metaphor, tap into the soul.
一个在办公室工作的人
A pencil pusher.
他只喜欢拍电影的想法
He only likes the idea of making movies
这样他就能吸引派对上的女孩
so he can bang all the girls at the parties.
不 不 不...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
他拿走了我的护身符
He took away my talisman.
那就离开吧
Well, leave.
不行 我自己投资了很多钱进去
I can't, I've invested too much of my own money.
我该怎么办?
What should I do?
我觉得他会伤害她的
I think he's gonna hurt her.
那就阻止他啊
Well, make sure he doesn't.
但他有远见
But he has vision.
在工作上他是个艺术家
He's an artist at work.
这些事我不懂啊
What do I know about such things?
我应该回去吗?
Should I go back in there?
是的 是的
Yes, yes.
有些人应该受到惩罚
Some people deserve to be treated badly.
但不是制片人
But not the producers.
让我走吧
Just let me go.
你差不多有资金了
You almost have your funding.
其余的我想办法给你弄来
I'll get the rest for you, somehow.
我可以找关系
I have connections for post.
你在众筹网上连500美元都筹不到
You couldn't raise $500 on Kickstarter.
冷静点 老板
Easy, boss.
你的电影之所以是德语
The reason your film is in German
是因为尤尼用德语构写的剧本
is because Yonnie conceptualized it in German.
这个叫尤尼的人是谁?
Who is this Yonnie guy?
尤尼是她的编剧
Yonnie is the screenwriter.
这部电影背后真正的天才
The true genius behind the film.
他才应该获奖
He deserves the award.
剧本是他写的?
He wrote it?
当然是他写的
Of course he wrote it.
一开始是的
Originally, yes.
但我把它修改得太厉害了 后来就变成了我的
But I tweaked it so much it became mine.
你把他放在演职员表里了吗?
Did you give him a story by credit?
没有
No.
我没有给他任何鸣谢
I didn't give him any credit.
这部电影是他写的
He wrote the movie.
他是编剧
He's the screenwriter.
你不勇敢
You're not brave.
你是一个懦夫
You're a coward.
而且不道德
And immoral.
有时为了给世界带来美好
Sometimes you commit indecent acts
你必须做出不道德的行为
to bring beauty into the world.
我保证在最后一部影片中没有尤尼的任何内容
I assure you there is nothing of Yonnie in my final film.
我唯一的错误就是
The only mistake I made was not giving him
没有在演职员表给他写一个共同编剧的名字
a shared story by credit.
就是这样
That's it.
你欺骗了尤尼
You tricked Yonnie.
他为你的电影绘制了蓝图
He wrote the blueprint for your film.
你不能评判我
You can't judge me.
你欺骗了我
You bamboozled me.
你还想杀我
You tried to kill me.
是谁给鸽子先生下的毒?
Hey, who poisoned the Pigeon man?
我就知道
I knew it.
你想杀死我们的审稿人
You tried to kill our script reader.
你在乎什么?
What do you care?
他还是个实习生
He was an intern.
他会成为一名制片人的
He was going to be a producer.
总有一天
Some day.
这是你最后的电影课
Here is your final film lesson.
电影不只有剧本
A movie isn't a screenplay.
你的剧本不是蓝图
Your script isn't the blueprint,
它既不是地图也不是指南
it isn't a map or even a guide.
卡赞说过 你不是在盖房子
Kazan says you're not building a house,
你正在构建你生活的一部分
you're building a part of your life.
那这个叫卡赞的人肯定错了
Yeah well, this Kazan fellow is wrong.
在最好的情况下
At best.
在最好的情况下 脚本可以激发灵感
At best, a script inspires.
就连福特也说过 “没有所谓的好剧本”
Even Ford said, "There's no such thing as a good script."
当然 你得付钱
I mean sure, pay for it.
但我也不能在演职员表上放每一个给过我灵感的人啊?
But a laundry list of what stimulated you in the credits?
那是尤尼写出的
And this is the only piece of work
唯一一部好作品
Yonnie wrote that turned out good.
别说了
Stop.
他的剧本从过去到现在都是垃圾
His script was and is trash.
足够了
Enough.
他对这个世界贡献甚少
He offers very little to the world.
他是一个蠢材
He's a hack
不 不 不...
No, no, no.
我真不该带你来这里
I should have never brought you here.
尤尼?
Yonnie?
那不是尤尼吧 尼拉?
That isn't Yonnie, right, Nilah?
我怎么知道 克莱尔?
How would I know, Claire?
我他妈的怎么知道?
How the fuck would I know?
是我干的
I did it.
什么?
What?
我毒死了那个鸽子人
I poisoned the Pigeon man.
我本来要把他们都毒死
I was going to poison all of them
这样我们可以逃走 但是猫头鹰先生给了我一份工作
so we could escape, but Mr. Owl offered me a job.
什么?
What?
你明白的
Look, you understand.
有时你不得不做出不道德的行为
Sometimes you have to commit immoral acts.
对不起 我本想指责你
I'm sorry I tried to blame you.
该死 我才是毒药
Damn, I'm poison.
你为什么…
Why did you even ...
我讨厌读剧本的人
I hate script readers.
不是吗?
Don't you?
随身携带毒药?
Carry poison?
不是这边
Wrong way
不是这边
Wrong way
你个死胖子
You fat fuck
哈哈
Ha.
哑火 老套路了
Misfire, total cliche.
如果你再不住手我就砍了你的头
If you don't stop, I'll cut your fucking head off.
你这个不会飞的笨蛋
You flightless shit for brains.
你以为我会注意不到
You thought I wouldn't notice you cozying up
你在讨好这位勇气小姐吗?
to Miss Courageous?
她是勇敢小姐
Miss Bravery.
如果你们两个回来我不会做任何不明智的事
If you two come back, I won't do anything ill-advised.
听好
Listen.
还没有人受伤
No one's been hurt yet.
听着他绑架了你 铐住了你
Look, he kidnapped you, handcuffed you.
你不欠他什么
You owe him nothing.
如果你走我就砍了他的头
If you leave, I'll cut his head off.
没关系
It's okay.
这是我应得的
I deserve it.
什么?
What?
不不不
No, no, no.
停 停
Stop, stop
这种指导关系是一种谎言
This mentorship is a lie.
把那个给我
Hand that to me.
承认吧
Admit it.
让我们离开这里
Let's get out of here.
承认吧
Admit it.
承认什么?
Admit what?
你会把我留在那里的
You would have left me there.
什么?
What?
如果是我被他要挟 你也会抛弃我的
That were me under the sword, you would have deserted me.
你只考虑你自己
You only think about yourself.
来吧 我们离开这里
Come on, let's get out of here.
你不能就这么无视我
You can't walk all over me.
我的忍耐是有极限的
I have a breaking point.
我不需要你
I don't need you.
我也不需要那些制片人
I don't need those producers.
等等
Wait.
“对我来说 我对电影的热爱”
"My love of film is far more important to me
“要比不道德行为重要得多”
"than considerations of immorality."
希区柯克的名言也不能为你开脱
A Hitchcock quote won't absolve you.
你以为我们只关心你妈妈的钱吗?
You think all we care about is your mom's money?
你的剧本已经废了
You have lost the plot.
这是一部枯燥无味的电影
This is a snuff film.
保证他妈的发行和预售
Guaranteed distribution and a goddam presale.
就好像《武当世家》整张专辑的销量
Like Wu Tang Clan selling an entire album
都来自一个有钱的混蛋
to one rich fuck.
这部也一样
This is one in the same.
一部电影 一个人
One movie, one person.
你觉得这是个玩笑吗?
You think this is a joke?
肯定是
It has to be.
一个变态的笑话
Some sick joke
你没听说吗?
Haven't you heard?
“一部电影只需要一把枪和一个女人”
"All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl."
这一切都只是为了拍一部电影?
All this just to make a movie?
我们是达达主义者
We're Dadaists.
我们不需要社会规则
We don't need the rules of society.
去他妈的资产阶级和特权阶级艺术家
Fuck the bourgeois and privileged artists like you.
我们是赫尔佐格派
We are Herzogians
是的是的 我们都是赫尔佐格派
Yes, yes we're all Herzogians
赫尔佐格派是反赫尔佐格的
Herzogians are anti-Herzogians.
“摧毁你内心的一切”
"Always destroy what is in you."
等等
Wait.
停
Cut.
枪支的戏你不能偏离剧本
You can't stray from the script when it comes to guns.
把那个给我
Hand that over.
快
Now.
你不能喊停 你又不是导演
You can't cut, you're not the director.
达达是反达达主义的
Dada is anti-Dada.
尼拉 快
Nilah, now.
妈的 他真的死了
fuck, he's really dead.
你从哪儿弄来的?
Where did you get that?
她有子弹
She has live rounds
继续拍 继续拍 不准停
Keep rolling, keep rolling, keep rolling
所有人都继续拍 否则我就打死她
Everybody keep fucking rolling or I shoot the Gaffer
还有这里的每个助理
and every motherfucking P.A. in here
跪下
Get on your knees.
跪下
Get on your knees
你不可能征服别人而不受惩罚
You can't subjugate people and get away with it
就因为你是个艺术家
just because you're an artist.
你利用了尤尼
You exploited Yonnie.
我唾弃约翰·福特
I spit on John Ford.
在你死之后 我会朝你吐口水
And after you hit the ground, I'll spit on you.
等等 等等
Wait, wait.
电影总是以死亡结尾
Always end with a death.
听着 我不是福特
Look, I am not Ford.
那你是谁?
Then who are you?
不要杀了我
Don't kill me.
你没有角色曲线
You don't have a character arc.
我会改的
I'll change.
我会 我会改的 我现在就改
I will, I'll change, I'll change right now.
我会反思思考 然后…
I'll reflect, and think and...
人物弧线是为懦夫
Character arcs are for cowards
和弱者而准备的
and those of weak constitution.
听着 我是你的导师 我是你的导师
Look, I am your mentor, I'm your mentor
指导是反指导的
Mentoring is anti-mentoring.
如果你看见一个女人路过小镇
♪ If you see a woman walking through town ♪
黑色的面纱从她的头发一直垂到地面
♪ Covered in a black veil from her hair to the ground ♪
想起你失去的爱
♪ Think about the love you lost ♪
被你淡忘的光
♪ The light you let fade ♪
虚弱的心脏
♪ The weakening heart ♪
你没有试图去挽回
♪ You didn't try to save ♪
我警告你
♪ I'm warning you ♪
一日又一日
♪ Day after day ♪
我警告你
♪ I'm warning you ♪
你最好还是离我远点
♪ You better just stay away ♪
这是纪录片制作的精髓
This is the essence of documentary filmmaking.
如果你选择参加 你将扮演猫头鹰先生
If you choose to participate, you will be Mr. Owl.
亲爱的 你将扮演鹰夫人
You, my dear, will be Miss Hawk.
还有你 鸽子先生
And you, Mr. Pigeon.
你们得一直戴着它们
You will have to wear them the entire time.
我知道这听起来有点奇怪 但是相信我
I know it sounds a little weird, but just, just trust me.
这太棒了
This will be great.
我想要一把枪
I want a gun.
所以你同意加入了
Then you're in.
你们两个呢?
The two of you?
当然
Hell yeah.
亲爱的 你要加入吗?
You in, honey?
是的 我也加入
Yeah, I'm in.
都可以
Whatever.
好吧 我们开始吧
All right, let's do it.
你没有试图去挽回虚弱的心
♪ The weakening heart you didn't try to save ♪
我警告你
♪ I'm warning you ♪
日复一日的你
♪ Day after you ♪
我警告你
♪ I'm warning you ♪
你最好还是离我远点
♪ You better just stay away ♪
指导惊魂
收工
Points.
献给我的父亲
第24场 不要了
Scene 24, don't have it.
第25场 不要了
Scene 25, don't have it.
第26场也不要了
26, don't have it.
为什么?
Why?
因为我们比原计划晚了三天
Because we're three days behind schedule
而且预算超了10万美元
and 100 grand over budget.
他妈的赶紧改好
Fucking fix it.
你忘了自己的生活是怎样的
♪ You forget how your life goes ♪
而你只是在周围徘徊
♪ And you're just walking around ♪
独自穿着工作服
♪ Alone again with your work clothes ♪
在另一个城镇的窗口
♪ A window in another town ♪
你会忘记你的生活是怎样的
♪ You'll forget how your life goes ♪
而你只是在瞎乱搞
♪ And you're just fucking around ♪
它可能会保护你不受别的事情的伤害
♪ It might protect you from something else ♪
在另一个城镇的窗口
♪ A window in another town ♪